Rooted. Was fun!
Wasted so much time on the foothold by querying a higher port because a lower port initially timed out. The information you need is not present in that higher one. Don’t make my mistake.
Secondly, a certain cook gave me a meal that wasn’t 100% what I ordered. Don’t know why but if you notice the dot, just guess what they missed. Props to @TazWake for helping clarify that.
Thanks @VbScrub!