I’d love to be in a team, I’m a team player [honestly], here’s my ‘CV’:
I’m 40+ [is that a bad thing?]
I don’t drink whiskey but my liver is pickled in rum.
Yep, complaining is good.
I know what a subnet is! :-/
I don’t play games, but my kids do! [does that count?]
Spectrums, Commodores and some grown up computers (including Cisco, Juniper, Windaz, Linux, blah).